The gents kick things off with Cable crotch kicking his pal after Chisum’s eldest daughter recently (like minutes before they recorded the show) slammed his pickup into the house. They then break down these topics:

  • Companies shying away from resumes with preferred pronouns (the worm appears to be turning)
  • Top British Universities double down on the fact that the most qualified person shouldn’t always get the job
  • P. Diddy in hot water after salacious accusations claim he’s hosted and participated in wild homosexual parties, often with minors
  • Space Force Colonel urges that we all take part in their warped sense of reality
  • Ghana bans LBTQRS all together
  • Taylor Swift tells her 230 million followers to get out and vote